Get Some Culture

(Written Sunday Nov 29, at 5:47 PM.)
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Had this dream:
A girl was working as a pole dancer in a strip club. Somebody told her she had to get some culture and education, so she started go art classes. All of her spare time she spent reading those art books.
At one moment she arrived late for her show. She rushed to the pole, dropped a book, thick as a brick, to the floor and started dancing.
One of the other strippers sneaked by and looked at the book. The cover said with big letters: MATISSE.
"Who the f*ck does she think she is?" this other stripper thought. "Is that girl trying to show off, or what?!"
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